RANT February 3, 1988 A.C. RANT
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Expanded Index----2 Phantasy Guild----3
Contests----------5 Interview---------8
News/Features----10 Ads--------------31
Love $okens------39 Quests-----------42
Letters----------45 RANTpages--------48
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ITEM PAGE Ú ITEM PAGE
Phantasy Guild--3 Ú HabiDivorce---19
Trivia Contest--5 Ú The Rumormill-22
'Lost' Contest--7 Ú Holy Lock On--26
Interview-------8 Ú Trashy Talk---28
New Maps Sold--10 Ú Sky Falls-----29
ORACLE Speaks!-11 Ú Ads-----------31
Coup News News-13 Ú Love $okens---39
Pawn Shopper---14 Ú Quests--------42
Gun Poll!------15 Ú Letters-------45
New Pop Shop?--16 Ú R&R II QUEST!-49
TentacleÛitis--17 Ú RANTpage------50
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ADVENTURER'S PAGE
Non-fatal dueling is a new way to settle
all those disputes of honor in Pop. How
can dueling be non-fatal you say? Well
Guild members discoverd a method that
uses "Twylla" wands. Here's how to do it
1) Get two "Twylla wouldn't be amused"
wands. Then get another Avatar to be
the mediator.
2) The mediator counts all the hits made
in a three minute period. The winner
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THE PHANTASY GUILD'S ADVENTURER'S PAGE
is the one who is "jumped" the least.
This allows HONOR to be served without
resorting to more destructive means.
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ÚICwhatUminÚ
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The Phantasy Guild is on Commerce Ave
in Populopolis. The Guild is dedicated
to adventuring and role playing. For
more information on the Guild or how
to become a member contact: LORD BOLAN
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Ú PRIZE: 200 $ Ú
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1) Name the place in Populopolis that
has a horned creature.
2) Name the 2 places in Downtown that
sell body paints.
3) Quote the last sentence on the
plaque on the outside of THE RANT
Office.
4) Name the downtown store that has a
hole in the wall leading to another
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downtown location normally several
regions away.
5) Name the 2 places in downtown where
HABITAT's records can be viewed.
6) Does the Phantasy Guild have a
plaque on the outside of its build-
ing? (Answer yes or no.)
7) Name the location that sells two
different publications in Vendroids
on the outside of the building.
To win 200$, entries must be sent
to OSGOOD using HABITAT mail on
or before February 5, 1988 A.C.
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Rant Ace Reporter, ICwhatUmin, "lost"
an object. If you find an item that
seems to be lost, send Habitat mail to
ICwhatUmin on or before Feb 19. IC will
ask you to describe the object. If it's
the one he lost you WIN! If not, the
item will be printed in LOST AND FOUND.
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Roving Reporter Gary L1
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Ú ROVING REPORTER INTERVIEWS ÕÎ
Ú "NEW-AVATAR-ON-THE-BLOCK!" ÚÚ
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ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
*RANT* "How long have you lived in
Populopolis?
*Hooky* "One day."
*RANT* "What do you think of your
apartment?"
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NEW AVATAR ON BLOCK
*Hooky* "Basic but I plan to make
changes."
*Rant* "What do you think of the avatars
in the community?"
*Hooky* "You bet! I've met two others
and they were ver helpful."
*Rant* "Are you planning to become
involved here in Populopolis?"
*Hooky* "Sure, as soon I stop bumping
into walls and start exploring."
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ÛÛÏÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏNEW MAP SOLD ÍÛÛÛÛÛÎÍÛÛÛÛ
ÛÎÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎÍÛÛÛÎÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎÐÛÛÛÛÛÏÚÍÛÛÎ
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COMMERCE AVE IS BACK/PIED PIPER HERE?
Last seen in a map published in the
November 17, 1987 AC RANT, Commerce Ave
has not been found on any map since. Now
new HABITAT POPtown Business Maps are on
sale in the Vendroid outside of RANDY'S
ADVENTURE YMPORIUM. The new maps include
businesses on Commerce Avenue as well as
a place called Hamlins. Hamlets is lost.
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ÍØÎÎÍ ÎÍÑÒ ÑÒÑÒØÍÒ ÍØÎÎÍÑÒ ÑÒØÒÑÒÑÒÎ ÑÒÚ
Ú ÕÖ ÚÚÔÒ ÔÒÑÖÚÚÚ Ú ÕÖÕÏ ÚÚÚ ÑÖÚ Ú ÕÏÚ
× ÏÐ ÔÓÔÓ ÔÓÔÏ×ÐÓ × ÏÐÔÓ ÔÓ× ÔÏÔÓÐÏÔÓo
In an uncharacteristic move, the
Oracle appeared in avatar form and
spoke "on the record" to The Rant.
The Oracle had a message for all
avatars. "Hey, I built you a world
and gave you homes, a perpetual bank
account, and lots of good stuff. Look,
when I say I'll see what I can do,
check out what I've already done. Not
a bad track record. Have some fun." He
left The Rant Offices abrubtly saying
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ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÚTHE ORACLE SPEAKS!ÚÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
only one further word, "Great." RANT
Staff speculated that G-R-E-A-T was a
code for (G)lorious (R)ants,(E)very one
(T)errific.
Þracle-Watcher Filbert was consulted
for his expert opinion on the cryptic
last word uttered by Habitat's Creator.
It was Filbert's opinion that "Great"
was either the Oracle's shopping list:
(G)reenwort (R)ootberry (E)delseed
(A)rcherries (T)rocheese OR the Oracle
meant great as in "Okay, great...bye".
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ÑÒÑÒÑÒÎÍ ØÒÑÒÑÒÍÒØ ØÒÑÒ
ÕÏÑÖÔÒÔÖ Ú ÕÏÑÖÚÚÚ ÚÚÚÎ
ÔÓÔÏÔÓÛÓ × ÔÓÔÏÐÓ× ÏÐÔÓ
Considering RJHermit's Coup D'etat talk,
it should come as no shock that he is
also talking about plans to take over
control of THE RANT. According to co-
conspirators in the Coup, all the pages
the new paper will be left blank to
avoid the danger of contradiction and to
allow the Hermit to keep up with all of
the news without reading it.
-ICwhatUmin
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ÑÒ ÑÒ ÍÖ THE ÕÎ ÑÒ ÑÒ
ÔÓÑÒÔÓ ÕÖ PAWN SHOPPER ÕÖ ÔÓÑÒÔÓ
ÔÓ ÐÖ ÕÏ ÔÓ
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Pawn Shop Values Feb. 1
Bag------- 25$ Box-------- 40$
Key------- 1$ Sprayer---- 25$
Compass--- 100$ Flashlight- 11$
Flowers--- 1$ Rant------- 1$
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ÛÛÛÛÛÎMOST NEW AVATARS FAVOR GUNSÍÛÛÛÛÛÛ
POLL ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ POLL
RANT POLL BY GARYL1
Recent crime reports have shot a
streak of concern into new citizens of
Populopolis. Of the avatars polled this
week, 50 percent said that they already
own guns and 49 percent say they are
likely to buy guns. The poll used a tar-
geted population of avatars with 80 per-
cent of those polled being new avatars.
Statistician and pollster GaryL1 con-
ducted the poll at various locations in
POP. The margin of error is zero to 100%
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ELVEN MIST HAS HIGH HOPES FOR SHOP
ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ
Ú New businesses are in the planning Ú
Ústages with many avatars. The latest Ú
Úannounced venture is a "moped for" petÚ
Úshop to be run by Elven Mist. She toldÚ
ÚTHE RANT, "I want to be able to supplyÚ
Úall lonely avatars with companionship Ú
Ú...legally that is." Further question-Ú
Úing revealed notions of a monopoly. Ú
ÚElven Mist admitted, "There is anotherÚ
Úreason. Selling avapets will stimulateÚ
Úa whole new market in avalitter and Ú
Úother pet care products." -ICwhatUminÚ
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AVOID THE CRIME SLIME
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A new strain of HabiViral infection has
been generated in the body of the theif
known as Data Boss, now making the in-
fliction contagious. Innocent victims of
this ciminal avatar's tentatacle disease
include The Wall and Aggie. HABITAT'S
DoctorMad is working on a cure, but
since the mad scientist has had his head
stolen it is believed that it will be
some time before a cure is found. Until
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ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ
ÚßÉ -Ò Ò É ÌÉÚ the Mad Scientist is
Ú -ÒÑÑÔÑ-Óß Ú able to find the anti-
Ú -ÒÔÌÓÓÑÓÑÓ ÌÚ slime serum, innocent
ÚÌ ÔÑÔÒ ÑÑ-Ó Ú avatars are urged to
Ú -ÓÓÒO-OÕÛÒËÌÚ avoid contact with the
ÚËßËÑÔÒVÑÓ ÔßÉÚ criminal elements who
Ú ßËÚ ÕÛÖ ÚßÚ are spreading the ill-
ÚßÉ Ú ÔØÓ Ú ÚÉÚ ness of tentacle-itis
ÚßßÌÚÚ ÑÒÍÏ ÚßÚ to guiltless victims.
ÚßÉ ÚÚ -ÔÖ Ú Ú
ÚÌÉÌÚÚ - ÐØÛÓËÚ
ÚÌ ßÚÚ - ÚÉÌ Ú EARLY PHOTOGRAPH
ÚËËßÕÖ Ú ÚÉÌÌÚ OF DOCTOR MAD IN
ÐÛÛÛ××Û×ÛÛ×ÛÛÛÏ HIS YOUNGER DAYS
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FIRST HABITAT DIVORCEE
--A TEARFUL BONNIE REVEALS ALL--
Bonnie, the first Habibride to be wed
twice to the same mate, made history
again by being Habitat's first divorcee.
"I think our HabiMarriage was doomed
from the first," Bonnie confided, "and
the second wasn't an improvement." Her
first Habiwedding to Dragonfish was one
disaster after another. First, the
bride suddenly fell prey to the epidemic
of Cootie-itis that was sweeping the
city. Abbot Greg P was unable to
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BONNIE'S TEARFUL TALE
attend and the ceremony was performed
by self-proclaimed judge CLB, whom, it
was later learned, was not empowered to
perform HabiMarriages. The Maid of Honor
and Best Man were also missing. At the
end of the wedding, Dragonfish, the
groom, announced that he didn't have
time for a honeymoon and left the
tearful bride waiting at the church.
Several weeks later, the ceremony
was repeated, this time with Abbot Greg,
Maid of Honor and Best Man present.
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BONNIE'S TEARFUL TALE
At first, all seemed well, but again,
the strangely reluctant groom avoided
the HabiHoneymoon.
Bonnie told The Rant and her
attorneys, SkyLine and Chameleon, that
she thought the HabiMarriage had been
consummated before the first ceremony,
but since things are so different in
Habitat, she wasn't sure. She kept
sobbing something unintelligible about
"making soup broth".
When last seen, the HabiDivorcee was
strolling around with a new Avatar.
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Ú ÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚ ÚÚÚ Ú Ú Ú Ú ÕÏÕÓÚÚÚ Ú ÔÒ
× ÔÓÏ ÐÔÓ× Ï Ð × ÐÏÐÏ × ÔÓ× ÔÓ× × ÔÓ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ THE SHADOW STALKS ERIC ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÐÛTHROUGH THE MAGIC WOODS!ÛÏ
Armed with a high-power rifle, THE
SHADOW stalked Eric from region to
region deep in the Magic Woods.
Finding himself rapidly trapped in a
dead end, Eric turned to face his
assailant and was shot several times.
After severely wounding Eric (The Most
Dangerous Avatar) THE SHADOW then left
to return to regions unknown, possibly
to let his friend, DEATH, finish Eric
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ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏTHE RUMORMILL REPORTSÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
off. Eric now lies in critical
condition in the Quantumgrad Emergency
Ward. When asked of his chances to
live, one doctor replied: "I don't know
how he even survived this long. We've
seen what THE SHADOW can do. He turned
Quantumgrad into this [Gesturing out
the window to the ruined cityscape] in
just under two weeks. If Eric lives
through the night, he'll make it."
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ RUMORS IN THE AIRÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
The RUMORMILL caught SPBLives *LIVE*
in the act of attempting to ravish
Avataress VannaYellow at an impromptu
Hot Tub party in Sandy's Spa...
Abbot Greg P has installed a lock on
the Order's front door to protect the
sacred building from "death" threats.
The threats come from "death" (lower
case) not the infamous DEATH...
Rumor has it that the MOST ACTIVE ava-
tar in the BOOK OF RECORDS is not real-
ly and avatar. ROBOTar is an android!
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THE RUMORMILL TIPSTER
ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ
ÚRJHermit Steals Balls at OracleÚ
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
ERIC is the tipster for this item.
RJHermit was seen stealing the
juggling balls of Avataress "Elven
Mist" today at The Oracle. Pleading
innocent to the charge, RJ states:
"I was only seeing what I could
do."
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Be a Tipster, Send your tip to:Rumormill
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````````HOLY HYDRANGEAS RETURNED````````
```ÜÜÜÜ`BUT WALNUT CHAPEL LOCKED`ÜÜÜÜ```
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Ü` Despite the reappearance of the oft`Ü
`` purloined Holy Hydrangeas, doors of``
Ý` The Order Of The Holy Walnut are `Ý
Þ` now locked. The frequent theft of `Þ
Ý` church flowers weren't as large a `Ý
`` problem as were death threats and ``
Ü` other notes using foul language `Ü
Ü` stated Abbot Greg P. The Abbot's `Ü
Ü` formal statement follows this page.`Ü
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏÌË NOTICE ÌËÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
Be it known to all of Populoplis and its
environs that with great sadness and
trepidation, the Great Door to the
Order of the Holy Walnut has been placed
under lock and key. This was done to
discourage or at least to limit the
vandalism that has been occurring there.
It is with great hopes that in the not
to distant future the lock will be
removed.
Abbot Greg P, O.H.W Ü
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CITY DUMP RELOCATED ÑÑÑÑÑ
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Hermit Talks Trash {ÑÓo Éß)
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In his recent travels out and a-ÕÒbout
our city, RJHermit suggests that it
be named "SLOPOPOPULOPOLIS" because of
the litter being seen in the recent
past. RJHermit, Habitat's most travel-
led avatar, was questioned downtown
about the location of the City Dump.
He said,"::Grumble::, you're in it."
The hermit reports the conditions are
deplorable, and he may be forced back
into the life of total hermitry.
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ÚAVATAR INJURED JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONSÕÎ
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ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
An unidentified Avatar has been
informing all those he meets lately that
the World is soon coming to an end.
As a public service, The Rant
dispatched an investigative reporter,
who speedily uncovered the facts and a
slightly bruised avatar.
It seems the Avatar happened to be
strolling by a bank ATM when it exploded
tossing $'s about. Feeling the money
landing un his unsuspecting head, the
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Avatar Injured Jumping To Conclusions
he jumped to the conclusion that the
sky was falling, which naturally made
him believe the end of our World
couldn't be far behind.
The Avatar in question is awaiting
the opening of the Apothecary Shop,
so he can purchase a healing potion for
jumping contusions.
-- Chameleon
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ÑÒno longer... ÑÒ
ÔÓ Contact: Chameleon ÔÓ
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Letter to The Editor-----"Pocket Peeper"
Dear Wrag Writer,
I must object to the elusive "someone"
who is constantly putting his/her
business into MY pocket. How else
would they KNOW I have mail?
When I enter Habitat, I can tell for
MYSELF that I have MAIL IN MY POCKET.
I take offense to someone looking in
MY pocket. Heaven knows that they may
see something I don't WANT them to
see!
KEEP OUTTA MY POCKET! RJScott
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Letter To The Editor-------From: RJScott
"DIVOTS?"
Dear Ed,
I am in the process of counting all the
turfs in Habitat. I have had a report of
missing turfs, and I'm counting them all
in order to ascertain how many we have
and how many have disappeared. I will
let you know of my findings after I have
counted the disappeared ones. I am in
the process of counting those that are
still here. I expect it will be more
difficult to count those that have
disappeared because it still LOOKS like
they're there. Regards, RJHouseCounter
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NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH!
The R&R Weekend Adventure, Phase II!
WIN MAGIC ITEMS! BIG $$$$ PRIZES!
RARE HEADS and MUCH MUCH MORE!
Be at the Oracle Saturday at noon HST
for a clue to start you on this
exciting 2 day adventure!
Don't forget to stop by Randy's
Adventure Emporium and stock up on
adventure supplies!
Sponsored by R&R Ind., manufacturer
of fine quests since last week.
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ÚÑÖÔÛÎARTICLES: payment-----100$ÍÛÓÕÒÚ
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