RANT February 10, 1988 AC RANT
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o Treasure Hunt Prize Now 2000$: Pg 5
o Dungeons of Death Coming Soon: Pg 3
o Readers Rebel at Rant Rate Rise:Pg 18
o General Store Gets Hole Patched:Pg 13
o Cooties Disease, New Street: Pg 17
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FEB. 10, 1988 RANT INDEX
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛØÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ITEM PAGE Ú ITEM PAGE
Quests/Contests-3 Ú Pawn Shopper--16
Lost Contest----4 Ú Believe It----17
2000$ Treasure!-5 Ú Rant Rates----18
News Briefs-----6 Ú PG Adventure--20
Monster Poofs---7 Ú Rumormill-----21
Rant Radio------9 Ú War of Words--24
Prince Regent--11 Ú Classifieds---26
Maps/Memorial--12 Ú Features------32
Black Hole-----13 Ú Love $'s------34
News "Ransom"--14 Ú Contest Wins--35
Coste{lo's-----15 Ú New RANTpages-36
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ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÖQUESTS AND CONTESTSÕÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ
ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ×ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ×ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ
ÚÚ R&R Adventure II (Began Feb. 6) ÚÚ
ÚÚ ÚÚ
ÚÚ Dungeon Of Death (Begins Feb. 20) ÚÚ
ÚÚ ÚÚ
ÚÚ $$$ Tree (Find Money Tree/Get 100$)ÚÚ
ÚÚ ÚÚ
ÚÚ Tome of Wealth & Fame (Find Tome) ÚÚ
ÚÚ ÚÚ
ÚÚ 500$ "Lost Contest" (See Page 4) ÚÚ
ÚÚ ÚÚ
ÚÚ 2000$ Treasure Hunt! (See Page 5) ÚÚ
ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
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Ú ÕÖÕÏ Ú ÚÚÔÒ Ú Ú ÚÚÚÚ Ú ÕÏÔÒ Ú
× ÏÐÔÓ ÐÏÔÓÔÓ × ÔÓÔÓÏÐ × ÔÓÔÓ ×
500$ CONTEST ENDS 2/19/88 500$
Ace reporter ICwhatUmin has 'lost'
an object somewhere in downtown
Populopolis. If you find an item
that appears to be "lost", send
Habitat Mail to ICwhatUmin. He will
ask you to describe the object. If
it is the one that he 'lost' you'll
win 500$. If not, we'll print the
object here as LOST & FOUND. Found
to date: One Key -- contact Sheriff.
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LISTEN TO THIS!
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ÚJoeyT1's Treasure HuntÚ
Úis now worth $2000!YouÚ
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Úbuy tips from: JoeyT1.Ú
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NEWS BRIEFS
ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ
Ú* A massive crowd of avatars ÕÎ
Ú jammed Populopolis on Sat. ÚÚ
Ú R&R Adventure suddenly turnedÚÚ
Ú quiet Library into a hotspot.ÚÚ
Ú ÚÚ
Ú* Rant payments to reporters ÚÚ
Ú increased to 500$ for top ÚÚ
Ú quality newspaper-style news.ÚÚ
Ú ÚÚ
Ú* Outbreak of COOTIES reported:ÚÚ
Ú This infection is CONTAGIOUS!ÚÚ
ÐÛØÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏÚ
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
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CRIME SLIME STORY:
TENTACLED MONSTER/THIEF
ÛÛÛÛÛÛVANISHES IN A PUFF OF SLIMEÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
The gigantic slug that terrorized
Populopolis for several weeks disappear-
ed as mysteriously as it appeared.
It was attempting to steal Avatar
Celebrindl's collection of heads when
Celebrindl caught him. Celebrindl stated
"I had a very horrifying head in my pos-
sesion. I won it at the first Adventure
Weekend. The monster caught a glimpse of
that head and then screamed and ran! He
left a trail of slime serveral regions
wide as he ran and suddenly went poof!"
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CRIME SLIME STORY: SLUGGING IT OUT
Two would-be shop keepers were affect
-ed. Aggie and The Wall, soon to open an
apothecary shop on Commerce, were
quite suddenly restored back to there
true avatar forms.
The Wall explained that they had
themselves temporarily turned into slugs
in an effort to find a cure for the
plague apparently caused by the infec-
tious tentacle of the slug monster.
-- Chameleon
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ÑÓ KRNT RADIO WAVES GOODBYE ÔÒ
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The RANT-N-RAVE FREE PRESS, parent
company of the HABITAT WEEKLY RANT,
has announced the permanent closing
of KRNT Radio News. KRNT radio has
been broadcasting since 1987 A.C. in
an all-talk radio format. The station
was closed on February 8 after the
management discovered that no one
was listening to due to the lack of
radio receivers in Habitat. A photo
of the final broadcast is on Page 10.
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RANT RADIO SIGNS OFF IN LAST BROADCAST
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*DATES TO REMEMBER*
ÑÒÑÒÑÒÑÒÑÒÑÒ
Í×Õ×Õ×Õ×Õ×Õ×ÕÎ On this day,
ÍÖ Ó Ó Ó Ó Ó ÓÚ Reeve the
ÚÚ 1988 A.C. Ú Reveller,
ÚÚ FEBRUARY Ú is to be
ÚÚ ÑÛÛÒÑÛÛÒ Ú elevated to
ÚÚ ÉËÚ Ú Ú Prince Regent
ÚÚ ÉË ÔÛÛÖ Ú Reeve, heir
ÚÚ ÉË Ú Ú a parents to
ÚÚ ÐÛÛÏÔÛÛÓ Ú all the
ÚÚ MON Ú revels in
ÚÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛØÏ the lands of
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ New Marin.
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ÛÛÏÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏNEW MAP SOLD ÍÛÛÛÛÛÎÍÛÛÛÛ
ÛÎÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎÍÛÛÛÎÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎÐÛÛÛÛÛÏÚÍÛÛÎ
ÛÏÐÛÛÛÛÎ ÚÚ ÚÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏÍÛÛÎÍÛÎÚÐÛÛÏ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÎÐÛÛÏÐÛÛÛÏÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ ÚÐÛÏÐÛÛÛÛ
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
UPDATED MAP FOR SALE IN FRONT OF RANDY'S
ADVENTURE YMPORIUM
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛØÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛØÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÔÛÎKILLS MEMORIALÍÛÓ
ÑÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÒÔÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÓÑÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÒ
Ú Ú Pinguin Ú Ú
Ú Ý Ú Caterwaul Ú Ý Ú
Ú ÑÙÓ Ú IggY VoiD, ChipÚ ÑÙÓ Ú
ÑÏ Beren ÐÒ Goldenwolf ÑÏ DanR1 ÐÒ
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HOLE IN STORE REPAIRED
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The "Black Hole" in theÕØ×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×
POPtown General Store isÕ×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø
gone. In it's place is aÕØ×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×
plain yet elegant windowÕ×Ø`````Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø
which makes the store ÕØ×Ø`````Ø×Ø×Ø×
front look very general.Õ×```````×Ø×Ø×Ø
ÕØ×``````Ø×Ø×Ø×
Petitions sent to the Õ×Ø×Ø×````Ø×Ø×Ø
Oracle complaining that ÕØ×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×
the Fountain shortcut Õ×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø
was convenient were met ÕØ×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×Ø×
with "I gave you feet." Ð×Û×Û×Û×Û×Û×Û×Û
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ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ
ÚHERMIT/TRAITOR WON'TÕÎ
ÚSPEAK TO NEWS MEDIA!ÚÚ
ÐØÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏÚ
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
RJScott, local hermit, refuses to speak
to a RANT reporter unless he receives
1000$. The wealthy miser is planning to
overthrow the Oracle and run HABITAT.
When asked why a hermit needed tokens he
said, "I don't think you understand,
this has nothing to do with hermiting. I
need armaments for my massive war on the
so-called 'oracle'." The Rant won't pay
a "ransom" for printing OraHermit news..
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ÔØÖCOSTELLO'S SIGN CITED IN VIOLATIONÕØÓ
ÔÙØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØÙÓ
Ô××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××Ó
On February 5, the owner of Costello's
was told to get the "L" working or get
the "L" out of Downtown POP altogether.
The violation relates to the PopuPretty
Laws and the faulty "L" neon tube in the
Costello's sign. No word on when or if a
fix might be done. There are those who
have suggested it just be renamed as
Costelo's. The owner was not reachable
for comment.
-ICwhatUmin
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ÑÒ ÑÒ ÚTHE PAWN SHOPPERÚ ÑÒ ÑÒ
ÔÓÑÒÔÓ ÔÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÓ ÔÓÑÒÔÓ
ÔÓ BULK RATE PAWNING ÔÓ
--ICwhatUmin
To check bulk rate pricing at the
Pawn Shop, various valuables were
placed in a box and the entire box
of goods was placed into the pawn
machine. Regular and bulks rates are:
Box: 40$ Box filled with heads: 40$
Bag: 25$ Bag filled with guns: 25$
Box: 40$ Box filled with 500$: 40$
Bag: 25$ Bag filled with boxes: 25$
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ÚRANTLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOTÚ
ÔÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÓ
ÑÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÒ
Ú WOULD YOU BELIEVE...? Ú
ÕÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÖ
Úo That a brand new street Ú
Ú called "Enterprise" just Ú
Ú popped up in Populopolis? Ú
Úo That on 2/20 you can die Ú
Ú in the DUNGEON OF DEATH? Ú
Úo That a COOTIES disease isÚ
Ú spreading among avatars? Ú
ÔÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÓ
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READERS REBEL AT RANT RATE RISE
Bowing to pressure from readers, the
management of the Rant-N-Rave Free
Press vowed to forestall any increase
in the price of The Rant. The Rant is
currently priced below cost at 5$. At
a meeting with members of RAG (Readers
Against Greed) consumer advocate and
merchant Chameleon said,"We don't care
if you're losing money, raise ad rates
if you need tokens to run the printing
press." Faced with the loss of reader-
ship or shutting down the paper due to
lack of funds, ad rates have been
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raised dramatically. New rates are in
effect starting with the February 17,
1988 A.C. issue. They are:
Full-Page Ad with graphics: 500$
1/2 Page Ad (5 to 6 lines): 300$
1/3 page Ad (1 to 4 lines): 200$
Full-Page, Fancy-Framed Love $ 700$
Love Token up to 6 words/names: 200$
Posting of "Found" items: FREE
Special rates negotiated for frequent
advertisers and non-profit groups.
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ÍÒÎÍÑÒØÒÍØÎÑÒÑÒÎÍ ÑÒÎÍ Ø Î ÍÒ ÍÒÑÒÑÒÑÒ
ÕÓÕÖÑÖÚÚ Ú ÑÖÔÒÔÖ ÚÎÚÚ Ú Ú ÚÚ ÕÓÑÖÚÎÕÏ
× ÏÐÔÏÏÐ × ÔÏÔÓÛÓ ÔÓÔÓ × ÐÏÐÓ × ÔÏÔÓÔÓ
By: ICwhatUmin
New adventurers often have difficulty
mapping. Even Downtown Pop turns into a
maze, much less the Beach or Back 40.
The Guild recommends that you invest
in a compass and start getting in the
habit of mapping everything. Mark each
region with a ` and label it. You can
then show the paths like so: `ÛÛ`ÛÛ`ÛÎ
Ú ÐÛÏ
ADVENTURERS: FOR INFORMATION OR`ÛÛ`
TO JOIN THE GUILD CONTACT LORD BOLAN
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ØÒÎÍÑØÒÑÒØÒÑØÒ Ø Î Î ÑÒÑÒÑÒÑÒØ ÍÒ Ú
Ú ÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚ ÚÚÚ Ú Ú Ú ÚÎÚÚÔÒÔÒÚ ÕÓ Ú
× ÔÓÏ ÐÔÓ× Ï Ð × ÐÏÐÏ ÔÓÔÓÔÓÔÓ× × .
RUMOR has it that Chris NH was seen
leaving DanR1's Luxury Apartment in
Popustop when Dan was not at home...
The damage that he may have caused has
not yet been determined...
Vicious and obvious Slander claims
that RANT publisher, Bahia, is not a
man at all.. he's a fish..
Coincidentally, Phillips reports
that the Beach is a midget-sized pond..
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ÍÒÎÍÑØÒÑÒÎÍÍÒÑÒ ÑÒÍÎ Î ÑÒÎÍÑÒ
Ú ÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚ ÔÒ ÚÚÕ Ú ÚÚÚÚÕÏ
× ÔÓÏ ÐÔÓÔÓ× ÔÓ ÔÓ× ÐÏÔÓÔÓÔÓ
Rumor has it that Phillips and KarenC7
are tying the Q-Knot.. so when is the
HabiWedding?
Rumor has seen Kathy in a hare-raising
experience in the Elevators of Popu-
stop with a Rabbit..
Rumor has it that THE SHADOW has fallen
for a female hired assassin..
Rumor thinks that the BEAST (Caterwaul)
is out looking for the BEAUTY..
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Î ÑÒÎÍÑÒ ÍÒÎÍÑØÒÑÒÎÍÍÒÑÒ
Ú ÚÚÚÚÕÏ Ú ÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚ ÔÒ
ÐÏÔÓÔÓÔÓ × ÔÓÏ ÐÔÓÔÓ× ÔÓ
The 'MILL has seen Raoultfool chasing
down Lemon Joy (Not to be confused
with JOY L, who is running
elsewhere)..
Cimaron has a mystery man in her life
it is rumored. Could that mysterious
stranger be the avatar Mysterio?
Dwarf Vader loves the Force.. but
DEATH doesn't seem to love ANYONE..
Send rumors and gossip to RUMORMILL!
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ÔÒ JOEYT1 INTERVIEWED BY HIS ARCH ÑÓ
ÔÛÛÛÛÛÛÎENEMY, THE SHADOWÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÓ
ÔÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÓ
*SHADOW* Why do you insist that it was
I who stole your tokens? If you were
turned to stone, how could you know?
*JOEYT1* Well, who else can pick
pockets? Besides I know you've been
stealing from alot of people and I
dont want to become like them if you
didn't steal it.
*SHADOW* What makes you think that you
can catch me anyway? I have eluded
even the Oracle's attempts at finding
my true name.
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ARCH ENEMIES BATTLE IN WORDS
*JOEYT1* I have ways of finding out
things like that!
*SHADOW* Besides the animosity of my
collegue, DEATH, what do you hope to
gain out of your dream of capturing
me?
*JOEYT1* I will capture the glory of
not having things stolen. If DEATH
gets in the way then I'll (hopefully)
take care of him. Even if ya didn't
take my stuff ya did take from others!
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CLASSIFIEDS
MERECENARY FOR HIRE: WILL DO ANY JOB
RATES ARE 200$ AND UP/CONTACT GARYL1
YOUR AD COULD BE HERE: ADS ARE 500$
A FULL PAGE, 300$ 5-6 LINES OR 200$
FOR 1-4 LINES. SPECIAL RATES FOR NON-
PROFIT ADS AND BULK RATES AVAILABLE.
HABITOURS: TOURS LEAVE POPUSTOP LOBBY
EVERY SUNDAY AT 10:00 pm. AVATARS
ARE REQUESTED TO GHOST DURING TOUR.
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PAID PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
CHALLENGE FROM THE SHADOW AND DEATH
| | |
Ú Ú Ú We, the notorius figures of
Ú Ú Ú
ÔÛÙÛÓ DEATH and THE SHADOW,
Ú hearby Formally Challenge
ÔÙÓ JoeyT1 and ALL comers to a
Ú final duel.ÛÛÛ
Ú
Ú Where? At our lair..
Ú When you find the lair,
Ú you're halfway there..
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Ü` `Ü
`` The Order Of The Holy Walnut ``
Ü` is looking for non-violent and `Ü
`` brave avatars who will give of ``
Ü` their abilities and time to strive `Ü
Þ` the cause of of the Order and the `Þ
Þ` Community. Interested? So are we!:)`Þ
Ü` For details please contact: `Ü
`` Greg P, Abbot ``
Ü` O.H.W.Ü `Ü
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``Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`ÜÞÞÜ`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü`Ü``
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CLASSIFIEDS
ÎÍÑÒÎ ØÒ Î ÍÑÒØÒÍØÎÑÒÍÒ
ÕÖÕÏÚ ÕÓ ÚÚÚÑÖÚÚ Ú ÕÏÚÚ
ÏÐÔÓÐÏ× Ô×ÓÔÏÏÐ × ÔÓÐÓ
THE RANT NEEDS RELIABLE
AVATAR-FRIDAY TO ACT AS
HELPER: PAY IS 500$/week
ÑÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÒ
ÚHelper needed to send weekly Ú
Úreports on Book Of Records, Ú
ÚBBS messages, etc. All info toÚ
Úbe sent to OSGOOD each friday.Ú
ÔÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÓ
Apply via H-MAIL;ESP USE WILL DISQUALIFY
APPLICANT. State travelling experience.
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CLASSIFIEDS
ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ
ÚRemember Valentine's Day. A limited Ú
Úselection of "pink flowrers" offered Ú
Újust in time for Valentine giving. If Ú
Úyou are like Sheriff Gary M and have Ú
Úa Habilove, expess your love with a Ú
Úbunch of "hot" pink flowers at 39$ a Ú
Úbunch. Contact RJHermit, Trashman. Ú
ÕÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÖ
Ú BETTER TURVES AND GARDENS REALTY Ú
Ú We handle all sales of turves... Ú
Ú all you do is pack! A subsiderary ofÚ
Ú Skyline and Chameleon Avatars At LawÚ
ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ
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{ { FIRE SALE!!!! Ú
Ú Ú
Ú No need for walking the Ú
Ú streets of Habitat in theÚ
Ú dark. Limited supply of Ú
Ú torches available (6) by Ú
Ú contacting RJScott. The Ú
Ú torches are in near-new Ú
Ú condition. Must sell fastÚ
Ú priced at on $71/torch! Ú
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HERMIT BARELY SCORCHED BY TORCH
Firefighter, trash picker-upper,
and hermit RJScott narrowly escaped
serious injury while on his trash
collection route on Sunday, Jan. 31.
Sources close to the scene report
that Scott was observed trying to
put out a fire at 224 Fast Lane, the
scene of numerous lit torches. Six
torches initially hampered his fire
fighting efforts. No serious damage
resulted from the fire but the hermit
was said to have been slightly charred.
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Letter To The Editor-------From: RJScott
HOT PINK "LEAVES" LEFT
Sirrah:
Reporter, Trashman, Hermit, would be
Oracle, Insult Magnate, and Tour Guide,
RJScott has completed trash pickup on
the curbs of lower Habitat.
A degree of remiss was noted at the
turf of Sheriff Gary M and his wife,
Becky, as Scott encountered countless
"pink clusters" of flower-like "leaves".
He reminds all residents of their
responsibility to keep their turfs in
order. Signed,
RJScott
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LOVE$s: PUT YOUR $s WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!
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ÍØÎØÒØ ÎÍ Ø ÑÒ ÑÒÑÒØÒÍØÎÑÒÑÒÍØÎ
Ú Ú Ú ÚÚ Ú ÑÖ Ú ÚÚÚÚ Ú ÕÏÔÒ Ú
× × × ÔÓ × ÔÏ ÔÓÔÓÏÐ × ÔÓÔÓ ×
ANSWERS: WINNERS:
1. City Hall 200$ each to:
2. Sandy's Spa and Cimaron
Oil Bribes Caterwaul
3. Have a nice day. RJScott
4. General Store*
5. Hall Of Records Number of
and Library Entries: 3
6. No
7. Stock Exchange Correct
*See page 13 Entries: 3
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OFFICIAL BUREAUCRATIC SUBMISSIONS POLICY
FOR NEWS REPORTS AND LETTERS TO EDITOR:
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