RANT MARCH 30, 1988 AC RANT ÑÒÑÒÑÒ ÍÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÎ ÑÒÑÒÑÒ ÔÓÔÓÔÓ ÚÕÛÛÛÒ ÑÛÛÛÒ ÕÛÛÛÒ ÍÛØÛÎÕÎ ÔÓÔÓÔÓ Vol. ÚÚ Ú ÑÛÛÛÖ Ú Ú Ú ÚÚ No. 2 ÚÕÛÛØÓ Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú ÚÚ 8 Ú× ÔÛ ÔÛÛÛ× × × × ÚÚ ÐØÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏÚ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ ÉßÉßÉßÉßÉßÉTHE HABITAT WEEKLYßÉßÉßÉßÉßÉß ËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌËÌ o Index to this Issue: Page 2 o Stump the Sheriff: Page 3 o Play the Lottery Page 5 o Second-Hand Store Opens: Page 6 o Gary/Becky Contest: Page 7 1
MAR. 2, 1988 RANT INDEX ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛØÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ITEM PAGE Ú ITEM PAGE Stump Sheriff Ú Avatar Rescue-12 for Prizes!----3 Ú Pet Shop Lottery!--------5 Ú Scandal------16 Second-Hand Ú Letters to Store Opens----6 Ú the Editor---18 GaryM/Becky Ú Birthday Run Contest----7 Ú Party--------20 "Describe Ú IT (Interesting Habitat" Ú (Times)------21 Contest ----10 Ú Rumour Page---23 BBS Habninks---11 Ú Rant Info-----24 ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ×ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ 2
ÍÛÛÖ STUMP THE SHERIFF FOR PRIZES ÕÛÛÎ ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ Ú Due to rain or something, the "Stump Ú Ú the Sheriff" event held last Sunday Ú Ú in the Quiz Shows, Inc. office had Ú Ú to be postponed. Ú Ú Ú Ú That gives everyone another chance Ú Ú win lots of prizes (including plus Ú Ú time and software like 'Maniac Ú Ú Mansion' from Lucasfilm's Games) by Ú Ú stumping Sheriff GaryM and his girl Ú Ú Friday Becky on Saturday Night at Ú ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 3
ÍÛÛÖ WIN GAMES, PLUS TIME & MORE!! ÕÛÛÎ ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ Ú 9:30 pm HST (that's Saturday at 9:30)Ú Ú on trivia questions about the world Ú Ú of Habitat. Ú Ú Ú Ú Rant Publisher Bahia will be on hand Ú Ú to MC the event, and door prizes Ú Ú will be given out as well! Ú Ú Ú Ú So here's your chance to show how Ú Ú much you REALLY know about our fair Ú Ú towne...come and play! Ú ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 4
$$$ ANNOUNCING THE HABITAT LOTTERY! $$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Come one, come all! Win $25,000, $2500 or $250 prizes. New game EVERY Friday! One week to cash in winning tickets! You can't win if you don't play! Only $50 each! Come to the Old Stock Market at the intersection of 42nd and Broadway! 5
ÍÛÛÖ SECOND-HAND STORE OPENING ÕÛÛÎ ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ Ú QWOP (owner of the Populopolis Ú Ú Second-Hand Store), caught by Ú Ú surprise as much as anyone by the Ú Ú creation of his new store, is having Ú Ú an official Grand Opening Gala at Ú Ú shop on Saturday at 3:30 pm HST! Ú Ú Ú Ú You'll be able to get up to 50% off Ú Ú the used (but almost new) items in Ú Ú his store, so mark your calendars Ú Ú this important event! Ú ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 6
ÍÛÛÖ GARY & BECKY SPONSOR CONTEST ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Sheriff GaryM and leading citizen Becky are running a contest starting Wednesday Night and running through Sunday at 6 pm HST. Custom Designer HEADS and MANY TOKENS to be given. The items to be searched for will be posted on the BBS Boards on Main Street and also on the Habitat Pilot Tester's Comment Board. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 7
ÍÛÛÖ CONTEST PRIZES ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ The prizes will be as follows: # items # $;s/Heads # Winners 10 choice of 1 HEAD 9 9 $1750 5 8 $1500 5 7 $1250 5 6 $1000 5 For Grand Total of $27500 & 29 Winners. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 8
ÍÛÛÖ HUNT CONTEST RULES ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ 1) You can only win ONE Prize. Ú 2) Even if all the slots are filled forÚ the 6 items winners, send Habimail Ú to GaryM or Becky to reserve your Ú slot in that level. Even if 5 entries are received before yours, one of Ú those 5 may go to the next winning Ú level and you'll be next in line! Ú 3) The HUNT will end Sunday, April 3rd,Ú 6:00 pm with prizes awarded at 7:00pm after the ITEMS have been VERIFIED by Gary M and Becky. Ú ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 9
ÍÛÛÖ "DESCRIBE HABITAT"CONTEST ÕÛÛÎ ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ Ú Through inside sources, The Rant has Ú Ú learned that Avatar Janet is planningÚ Ú a "Describe Habitat On One Piece Of Ú Ú Habitat Mail" contest for prizes of Ú Ú $okens, Designer heads and maybe Ú Ú even merchandise.... Ú Ú Ú Ú Seems she's trying to tell a friend Ú Ú what it is, but can't find the words.Ú Ú Ú Ú Details to follow.... Ú ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 10
*Û*Û*Û*Û* BBS HABNINKS *Û*Û*Û*Û* Lawsuit Fever! In response to the sudden malfunctioning Oracle Wands which were purchased in the Dungeon of Death adventure, Cetus is trying to get a Class Action suit going against the Oracle. Beware the wrath of the Oracle! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Destin and Thistle are battling for the consumer $. Both have started a Turf Redecorating Service! Ah the neverending story of AD WARS!!!! 11
ÍÛÛÖ AVATAR AT LAW DARINGLY RESCUED ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ SkyLine, of SkyLine and Chameleon, nearly came to a tragic end recently when he went into the Dungeon in search of an Oracle wand and lost his way (for at least the second time that week.) His long-suffering partner, shopping for new furniture downtown, answered his urgent summons, located him, and led him safely to the double doors leading either outside or to Death's Abode. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 12
ÍÛÛÖ DARING RESCUE AT NIGHT!! ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ SkyLine insisted that since he had come that far, he wasn't leaving without the wand, the purpose of the expedition. But after the duo entered the door on the right, SkyLine suddenly veered off in the wrong direction, before his partner could give him the escape device he had asked for. He assured Chameleon that he was all right, but later ESPed that he had stumbled into ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 13
ÍÛÛÖ LIFE IMITATES READERS DIGEST ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ an escape-proof cavern. LLynx and Thistle made up one rescue party, entering the Dungeon from the Back 40, while Chameleon and new Avatar Elbmurc took the route through the Woods. LLynx found the lost lawyer first, but unfortunately his Oracle wand had stopped functioning. Thistle managed to find both of them and send them back ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 14
ÍÛÛÖ ALL'S WELL AS ENDS BETTER ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ to town, leaving Chameleon and Elbmurc to purchase the Oracle wand. Reportedly, The Oracle is adding a new category to the Habitat Book of Records: Most Times Rescued in One Evening. Knowledgeable sources say SkyLine is expected to hold the new record at least as long as the Tome has stayed hidden where he put it. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 15
ÍÛÛÖ DUCKIE SCANDAL BEARED!!! ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ All Avatars are warned to beware of the rubber duckies and teddybears for sale in the new Populopolis Pet Shop. The expensive "pets" ($3004 for the duckie, $3002 for the bear) do absolute- ly nothing. Rumors that they talk were proved unfounded when The Rant sent investigative reporters to check. The same animals are available at Kerrie's Knick-Knacks for far less. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 16
ÍÛÛÖ ANIMAL INFLATION SPIRALS ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Co-owner Lyric said, "We can't even afford to buy our own wares, to see what they do, if anything. We've asked The Oracle to lower the price on those items but he's not talking to us." Sources say the defective animals were not gifts from The Oracle at all, but were introduced into the Pet Shop by a notorious revolutionary who somwhow invested in hundreds of the ducks and wants his money back to finance a coup. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 17
******** LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ********* **************************************** The following article was found at the oracle fountain. <note lower case...this is mainly due to the broken promises and the poor way the o handles crime and murder> I hope you post this in the next issue of The Rant so that all know what the KIF stands for and what they intend to do...create more trouble. Thanks! Aggie :) 18
KIF Proclomation #1, So shall it be written, so shall it be done! A Public Killing will take place once a week at the KIF furniture store located on the newly renamed KIF Street. Please be prompt... a dead body stinks if left unattended for a period of 6 solar days... All new proclomations will be posted by the oreo fountain, KIF claims this fountain as the public waste facility please leave all refuse here... Thus ends the decree... 19
ÍÛÛÖ FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ MoonBrite's Surprise Birthday Party was held last week, a first for Habitat. Lyric kindly removed the Walk- Backward Spell that Moon was under. She received many other presents: a torch (which she had to blow out), and a wind- up doll (promptly named 'moonwalk') among them. Tivolli's provided the main dining room for the affair. Rider was heard to say, "at last all those 'walk like me' jokes are over!". A FUN time was had by all. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 20
ÍÛÛÖ INTERESTING TIMES by JzerO ÕÛÛÎ ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ ÚRAOULTFOOL's recent change of heart Ú Úmay be due to a certain avatar of the Ú ÚFemale Persuasion. They have been Ú Úseen at various social events around Ú Útown. AND, Raoul has resigned from theÚ Ú'Play-Avatar Club! Ú Ú Ú ÚA new Avatar in town was heard to say,Ú Ú"I am a 'BAD' girl...got any drugs?" Ú ÚLet the citizens be aware of a Ú Úpotential problem here. Ú ÚÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÚ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 21
ÍÛÛÖ A NEW COLUMN FOR THE RANT ÕÛÛÎ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Head librarian, Shadi Lady found 2 new books to read, "Yuckelberry Finn" by MarkT and "1001 tricks your Yuck can Do" by Scregie. "Habi-Deco, Apt. decorating" by BZippy. She advises that they were in the back room. BACK ROOM??? BRATPOP advises that Ted d. Beer has been returned. Some STRANGER left him at BRAT's door, refusing reward. Ted is much weakened by the ordeal. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 22
ÍÛÛÖ RUMOUR PAGE ÕÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Friendship blooms in Habitat, 'specially if you're rich! Last week, a certain Avatar whose name appears on one of the permanent plaques downtown was giving away 100 tokens to every Avatar. When questioned about why he was doing this, he replied that he wanted to make new friends. He claims to have over 5000 tokens worth of friends! Money can't buy happiness, but I suppose it can buy friendship. ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÐÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÏ 23
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